They have see saw legs. How do they even run?
I was expecting the hate to come sooner. For crying out loud Holly Short was held hostage in the frist book and she’s still and awesome police officer and the fans love her!
Okay, back it up. People are already hating on Valerie Stahl because she got held hostage in this week’s episode?
Well since I couldn’t draw this simblr idea might as well add it it here Based on the YA novel by Nacy Farmer, set in Zimbabwe in 2194. It features three mutant private dectectives trying to track down a high ranking military official’s children. I like seeing peoples’ Cecil headcanons like the descriptions of the dectectives vs. Hoe Cecil gets his information. Ear: is white and can hear whispers in the next room as if they were shouted right besides him Eye: has brown skin and large eyes capable of seeing minute detail Arm: is the darkest skinned and is about seven feet tall, he has ESP and feels the emotions of those around him intensely. Does he hear it? does he see it? Or does he feel their fear like it was his own?
The voice of Night Vale.
p.s. give me all your cecil headcannons so I can draw them all at once, it’s too much fun.
this is it.
#WOW OKAY I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEADCANON OF CECIL EVER #not in a shifting sort of way where he’s constantly changing #but in a way where he is ALL these faces and more #all at once #and it’s not like the man in the tan jacket where you can’t describe him once you’ve seen him #you know EXACTLY how to describe him #in great detail #more detail than you’ve ever seen about anyone ever #but every single person has a different description #and every time you see him it’s different #but you KNOW instinctively #that it’s Cecil #has always been Cecil #will always be Cecil #reading you the news (via deathbyspookyopen)
…. I was rewatching some 2004/2005 SNLs. Oh gosh “I would love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton” Also, “bitches get stuff done” cause Malado and Stahl
Repo! The Almost Human Non-Opera!
can’t stop thinking about it dorian has junk, big junk
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
So I had this thought, what if the exchange for sims4 is pay?
ED and Penn meet Kirby. The first ever finished written work from the Parkview Project, which is a long series of multimedia visual works reated to my long term fiction work.
the audio is spotty, I will post the script soon-ish. I’m Penn, rocking a skirt/denim combo only a 14 year old Michael Cera fangirl could love (ie Penn)
filmed at Theatre Horizon in Norristown, PA
Almost Human headcanon time
Dorian is less like a sexbot and more like a combination body pillow/hot water bottle.
Ah yes, this is where I have laid my affections
Check the image source
Strawberry plant and and New receipe!
where can i get this strawberry it’s cute
Actually that’s either a noun acting as a verb (unlikely) or a verb which looks like the plural pronoun of knife because it has an S on the end, but isn’t, because its construction is actually “was knifed”/is knifed/to knife/will be knifed” etc. English is a weird language.
#syntactician hat on
"(to) knife" is a verb. English is full of noun-verb pairs like this: cut, look, knot, mop, spoon, etc. etc. It conjugates like a normal verb:
Present: She knifes people all the time.
Past: She knifed him.
Progressive: She is/was knifing someone.
Perfect: She has/had knifed someone.
Passive: He was knifed (by someone).
The first gif above refers to variation in whether people still voice final ‘f’ in certain plurals. So “leaf~leaves” becomes “leaf~leafs” for some people — like the hockey team. The plural of “Maple Leafs” actually shows that this voicing applies only to specific words in English, and once you turn one of those words into a name, the rule (if you have it) no longer applies.
Why are all the female cops so soft-spoken
Not that John isn’t
But all the female characters so far are quiet and gentle police officers
the boss seems quiet, but is definitely a subscriber to Theodore Roosevelt policy of peaceful policy making, coupled with the implied threat of force.